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"The world is not out to seduce you."

'And bring me your budget reports?' Why can’t she just say what she wants? What kind of sick game is she playing?”

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jake-johnsons-beard:

*neato by three loco plays in background*

GET IT MAX!

Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped.
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This really touched me

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alexgaskarthdoingthings:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback

WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHING

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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