"The world is not out to seduce you."
“'And bring me your budget reports?' Why can’t she just say what she wants? What kind of sick game is she playing?”
*neato by three loco plays in background*
GET IT MAX!
This really touched me(via these-greatexpectations)
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHING